The Tale of Behind

This piece is NOT political. It is not written as criticism of any of the people listed in this writing. It is also not written to be offensive. It is simply an observation about backsides often viewed by the watching audience. It should be taken with a box of salt and probably will never be published, but it made a point in my mind. All three incidents occurred in a short span of time and as this writer has already stated that humor is bound up in timing.

Remember when the Reverend Jesse Jackson went to Germany and negotiated the release of three POWs in Yugoslavia? They were US servicemen of Hispanic descent. As Reverend Jackson boarded the plane, he turned and waved to the crowd. It was not a hamster trail terminal. He climbed the exterior staircase and I said to Bill, "hey, he did a really good job with this endeavor."

To which Bill responded, "he's probably at the age where he shouldn't be photographed from the back. Later that week, Mrs. Clinton boarded a plane and turned to the crowd and waved. She wore a yellow power suit; matching top and bottom. I reminded Bill of his comment about the Reverend Jackson and he concurred.

THEN William Shatner was filming one of the endless Star Trek movies and while watching the daily rushes he pitched a fit about his backside scene, leaving the bridge of the USS Enterprise. The filming was then charged with airbrushing a 30 second scene of a smaller behind to suit him. The price of correction was $150,000.00 for a 30 second scene.

And so I ask you, have you looked in a mirror at your own backside lately?



 

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